Melissa. 24. Tea. Books. Movies. Pubs. Tom Hiddleston. Benedict Cumberbatch. Kittens. Food. Red Lipstick. Sherlock. Game of Thrones. The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings.

Posted on August 29 at 1:05 pm with 79,954 notes Reblog


can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time

Posted on August 29 at 1:03 pm Reblog

When I get woken up at 1am from a Snapchat saying "Come fuck me pleeeeeeease?", of course I’m going to come.


Posted on August 24 at 9:54 pm with 6,978 notes Reblog

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#like triple yes #yes yes yes

Posted on August 24 at 4:19 pm Reblog

Last night I picked the Beard up from his friends house, had a couple beers and then went back to his place to sleep. When we woke up we had some awesome shower sex, he bought me breakfast and then he filled my car with gas. Perfect night/morning.

Posted on August 23 at 10:10 pm Reblog

The Beard just knows how to make me smile.

Posted on August 22 at 10:39 pm with 49,891 notes Reblog

Posted on August 22 at 10:36 pm with 1 note Reblog

I’m so behind on this Snapchat thing. I avoided it for so long knowing the dumb things my friends send to others. But I finally caved just because the Beard uses it. Well, today I get home from work (into my wifi as I don’t have data) and I’m welcomed to a lovely dick pic from the Beard. My first Snapchat dick pic and I don’t mind at all because I fucking love his dick. I’m really hating my uterus right now! Fucking periods! I might be a tad intoxicated oops.

Posted on August 22 at 3:13 pm with 6 notes Reblog

Waiting to go into work is booooring.

#me #melissuhflowers

Posted on August 22 at 1:26 pm with 290,949 notes Reblog


can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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Posted on August 22 at 1:25 pm with 126,954 notes Reblog


the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear

Posted on August 21 at 10:08 pm Reblog

Omg. The Beard just invited me over for cuddles cause he knows that I’m on my period. He also said if I don’t leave now, my ice cream is going to melt. He bought me ice cream! Fuck yeeeees.

Posted on August 21 at 1:26 pm Reblog

My hair wont stop breaking. I haven’t gotten a haircut in years and my hair just keeps getting shorter. In the past 3 months alone it’s gotten at least 3 inches shorter. I don’t flat iron it more than once a week. I can’t wash my hair more than twice a month because it’s extremely dry. I take Biotin everyday. I don’t know what’s happening. I can barily even put my hair up anymore. As someone who went through their entire childhood/teenage years with short hair or a frizzy afro mess, this is depressing. I finally discovered what makes my hair look good and longer and it’s all going to shit. I don’t know what to do.

Posted on August 20 at 10:23 am Reblog

I like just genuinely hanging out with the Beard. I brought over my N64 and we had an epic Mario Kart battle. Then we went on a 7-Eleven date hahah. It was perfect. Off to work now!

Posted on August 18 at 1:21 pm with 3 notes Reblog

I’m incredibly bored.

#me #melissuhflowers #tattoo #flowers

Posted on August 18 at 1:15 pm with 1 note Reblog

I really want cuddles and a poutine. Is that too much to ask for?

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