can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time
When I get woken up at 1am from a Snapchat saying "Come fuck me pleeeeeeease?", of course I’m going to come.
Last night I picked the Beard up from his friends house, had a couple beers and then went back to his place to sleep. When we woke up we had some awesome shower sex, he bought me breakfast and then he filled my car with gas. Perfect night/morning.
The Beard just knows how to make me smile.
I’m so behind on this Snapchat thing. I avoided it for so long knowing the dumb things my friends send to others. But I finally caved just because the Beard uses it. Well, today I get home from work (into my wifi as I don’t have data) and I’m welcomed to a lovely dick pic from the Beard. My first Snapchat dick pic and I don’t mind at all because I fucking love his dick. I’m really hating my uterus right now! Fucking periods!
I might be a tad intoxicated oops.
Waiting to go into work is booooring.
can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you
the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear
Omg. The Beard just invited me over for cuddles cause he knows that I’m on my period. He also said if I don’t leave now, my ice cream is going to melt. He bought me ice cream! Fuck yeeeees.
My hair wont stop breaking. I haven’t gotten a haircut in years and my hair just keeps getting shorter. In the past 3 months alone it’s gotten at least 3 inches shorter. I don’t flat iron it more than once a week. I can’t wash my hair more than twice a month because it’s extremely dry. I take Biotin everyday. I don’t know what’s happening. I can barily even put my hair up anymore. As someone who went through their entire childhood/teenage years with short hair or a frizzy afro mess, this is depressing. I finally discovered what makes my hair look good and longer and it’s all going to shit. I don’t know what to do.
I like just genuinely hanging out with the Beard. I brought over my N64 and we had an epic Mario Kart battle. Then we went on a 7-Eleven date hahah. It was perfect.
Off to work now!
I really want cuddles and a poutine. Is that too much to ask for?